As the truck driver came flying over the top of a steep hill, he spotted two figures in his path rolling around in the middle of the road. The driver blew his horn and braked frantically, but the couple continued their love making, in spite of his warnings. The truck finally slid to a halt barely three inches from the pair. The truck driver got out and said, "Are you crazy? You could have been killed!!!!" The man stood up and faced the truck driver. "Well, I was coming, she was coming and you we're coming," He panted, "And you were the only one with brakes."
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