The US Postal Service recently began advertising on the web about reaching a "90% on-time delivery for first class mail" milestone. Only the USPS would brag about delivering nine billion, three hundred and thirty thousand pieces of mail LATE. ------- Estimate based on '95 first class delivery statistics published by the USPS on http://www.usps.gov/history/pfact95f.htm. Incidentally, I attempted to send a snide remark similar to that above to their customer line (firstname.lastname@example.org). It bounced off email.usps.gov with a "service unavailable" error.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)