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Programmer Euphemisms for Death

rad3@lehigh.edu (ROBERT ADAM DAINAUSKI)
(original, smirk, heard it)

 Top 10 Computer Programmer Euphemisms for Death
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   10 Kicked the bit bucket
    9 Reformatted by God
    8 Taken out of production
    7 Bought the disk farm
    6 Exported to a flat file
    5 Cached in his chips
    4 Information Superhighway roadkill
    3 Gone to the big glass house in the sky
    2 Sent to the dirt archives
    1 Had his 80-column card punched

 Bob Dainauski                         robertd@fast.net
 Copyright 1996                           rad3@lehigh.edu

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