[ Heard on KINK-fm radio, Portland, Oregon, during the morning news 27 August 1996 ] You know, you can predict the winner of the general election by the weather. According to the historical records, if the election is held on a cold, wet day, then Bob Dole will have the best chance of winning. If the weather is warm and sunny, then Bill Clinton has the edge. And, of course, if it's a cold day in hell, Ross Perot will win.
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