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Annual Report Incentives (Wayne Hayes)

This was sent around to a local department here at the University of
Toronto.  Forwarded with permission.

From:   Robert Malaney
Date:   Wed, 13 Mar 1996 10:43:53 -0500
Subject: final draft ann report available

The final draft of the annual report is now available in the coffee
room for your continued reading pleasure. For those away from home you
can get the postscript file directly from the ftp directory below or by
using ftp:- (address deleted)

IMPORTANT: Due to the many, shall we say, overdue, contributions that
came in the past few days, the report has undergone substantial
surgery. It is vital therefore that you once again check all your
contributions. Since I suspect many of you will not do this (since it
was clear that many of you did not do it in the first place) I have
added some encouragement.  In the contributions I have chosen at random
somewhere to place the sentence "This particular piece of research can
only be described as utter nonsense."  Something equally rude has been
placed in one of the references.  If not found by the random person -
these comments will remain in the report.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)

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