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Sun Microsystem's Java Web page contains the following description:

"Java(tm) is a simple, object-oriented, distributed, interpreted, robust,
secure, architecture-neutral, portable, high-performance, multithreaded,
dynamic, buzzword-compliant, general-purpose programming language."

It's also a user-friendly, goal-oriented, democratic, misinterpreted, macho,
safe, gender-neutral, light-weight, high-octane, multifacetted,
moving-target, jargon-laced, one-size-fits-all programming language.

.... and what does "buzzword-compliant" mean anyway?

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