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Gee, Dad, I'm Impressed! (Keith E. Brandt, M.D.)
(smirk, sexual)

I had the rare opportunity to eat lunch with my wife, my 3 year old
and my infant daughter yesterday. Of course, the choice of eating
establishments was based on the current toys being offered. David
(the 3 yr old) just had to go to Burger King to get a 'Toy Story'toy.
Each of the drink glasses has a different character from the movie
on it. David got a small drink featuring one of the lesser known
characters. My wife had a medium drink with the high-tech spaceman
called "Buzz Lightyear". I had a large with the low-tech wooden cowboy
named Woody. As I approached the table carrying my drink, David exclaimed
(in a very loud voice):

"Look Dad, you've got a Woody!!!"

Needless to say, I got many amused looks from the patrons.

[For non-native English-speakers,  'woody' is American slang for an erection]

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