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That's Italian

crispin@cse.ogi.edu (Crispin Cowan)
(smirk)

A local pizza company is running a radio ad in which an announcer reads
a letter from a woman praising their pizza:

Mrs. Cardelli writes "Where did you get that delicious Italian Garlic?"

The guy responds "The garlic is not Italian, the pizza is.  Mrs.
Cardelli, this is Italian" <play some Italian opera>.  "Shoes when
priced over $300 are Italian.  Men named 'Guido' are Italian, as are
most women named 'Guido'.  Films with no plot and illegible subtitles
are Italian.  A guy standing in the back of an ornate canoe using a
pole to push himself through a murky canal is Italian.  But the garlic
is not Italian."

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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