True Story My wife and I were playfully arguing recently and I said something she didn't like. "I ought to beat you up", she laughed. "Ahh, you're not tough enough," I said. "Ok, maybe I'll shoot you with the shotgun", she said. "Oh please, it's only a 20 gauge, you'll need a bigger gun than that", I sneered. "In that case, maybe I'll just whack you with the frying pan", she said. "I KNOW you don't know how to use that!" I said. Big, big, big, big, big, HUGE, big, BIG mistake.
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