Overheard at a restaurant near Trukee in the Sierra Mountains: "Donner, party of eight..." (pause) "Excuse me, Donner, party of seven. Your table is ready." [Note - the Donner exploration party is legendary in California and Nevada for having to resort to cannibalism for survival - ed.]
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