[True story related to me by a colleague at work.] In the men's restroom at work, during a particulary busy moment, all of the urinals were occupied and there were men standing in line waiting their turn. One man walks in, sees the crowd, and exclaims, "Good grief! You need a reservation to get in this place today!" Someone else quickly replied, "We can seat you immediately in another section..."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)