Two women are walking down the street in Scottland. They see a drunk asleep in a doorway. One of the women takes a blue ribbon out of her hair, lifts up the man's kilt, and ties the ribbon around the man's penis. When the man wakes up, he sees the ribbon on his penis and says "I don't know where you've been, or what you've been doing, but you've done a great job and I'm proud of ya!!"
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