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A medical problem (Bob Stein)
(smirk, sexual, heard it)

A late middle age couple go to the doctor for their annual check-up.  The
doctor examines the man first:

MD:  "I wish my other patients were as healthy as you.  Your cholesterol
level is low, you have the body of a man 20 years your junior.  Your in
great shape!  Do you have any concerns?"

Husband:  "Yes--it's about sex"

MD: "You came to the right place--ask away!"

Husband: "Well, doc, the first time I do it, everything's fine.  The
second time I do it, I sweat like a pig!"

MD: "Hmmm...nothing that comes to mind from the medical literature.  Tell
you what--I'll ask your wife when I examine her."

The doctor calls the wife and examines her.

MD: "Like your husband, your in great shape!  A body of a woman 20 years
your junior.  How's the marriage?"

Wife: "Fine!  We've been married 45 years and we get along great."

MD: "Do you have any concerns?"

Wife: "No, not really."

MD: "Well, your husband shared one with me.  He says he has a concern
about sex."

Wife: "Really, now?!"

MD: "Yes, he said the first time he does it he's fine, and the second time
he sweats like a pig."

Wife: "I'm not surprised!  The first time is in January, and the second
time is in July!"

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