This is something I actually did in a high school biology class! We were being given a lesson on the basics of plant physiology. The teacher had a big wooden cut-away (cross-section) model of a poppy. He was pointing to the petals, stem, etc., and eventially got to the gonads of the plant. He first pointed to the ovaries, and explained that they were the female organs of the plant. He then pointed to the stamens that were sticking out, and explained that they were the male organs of the plant. Under my breath, I whispered "poppycock" to the girl sitting next to me. Unfortunantely, most of the class heard...
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