I was listening to Z-100 in New York and they were discussing the official "Rich List". The D.J said "Weel, it's official. Bill Gates is the richest man in the world, at 31 billion dollars...But before you get your hopes up, ladies, there are two things. One, he's married. And two, he started a company called MicroSoft....now, do you REALLY want him?"
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