True Story! One day at my local Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune to find a fortune of "You love Chinese food." What a cop-out! When we paid the bill, the cashier asked how everything was, and I told her it was fine, except I showed her the fortune and jokingly told her that they shouldn't cheat. She laughed and gave me another cookie. I didn't get a chance to open it until we were on our way home, and my husband wouldn't turn around to show it to her. It said, "You can have your cake and eat it too."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)