A shop selling organic vegetables in my home town has this sign in its window: Eat safe food - improve your sperm count! I remarked to a friend as we were passing, "I suppose it's true if you're male... but what if you're female? Does it mean that you're guaranteed more sex?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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