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Some years ago my son and his friend were playing an
early Adventure on a TRS-80. The jewels to be collected
were in a throne room at the edge of a cliff and the
room was guarded by a bear. Using all the various tools,
weapons, and spells at their command they were unable to
get rid of the bear.
This went on for some 20 minutes or so. Finally in
frustration they entered: "Fuck bear!"
The program's response was: "Bear is so startled it falls
off cliff."

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