Top Ten Rejected X Files Scripts (Original) 1) Title: "C. Brown" Summery: Fox and Dana stake out a pumpkin patch waiting for a reported floating orange figure which only appears in the presence of a certain bald headed child. 2) Title: "Just a movie?" Summery: Fox uncovers the secret alien past of the "Stargate Ancient Egyptian Remote Planet Tours and Themepark" through the cryptic hieroglyphics found on ancient bathroom walls. 3) Title: "Trouble in isle 10" Summery: Aliens make large public landing in the 'Target' department store parking with the intention of shopping early before the Christmas rush. Guest star: Rossane Arnold. 4) Title: "Bay view" (Part 1/2) Summery: Fox and Dana are called to investigate a California beach where everything is clearly not natural. This is a two part episode which cliffhangs with Dana barley escaping the charm of the head lifeguard. 5) Title: "Time 9:02.10" (Part 2/2) Summery: This is the second part of a two part episode. Fox and Dana find the source of the unnatural events which are emanating from a high school that only produces picture perfect students. 6) Title: "Vipers in the sky" Summery: Fox plays an April fools joke on Dana by trying to convince her that his not-so-super secret FBI person 'leaked' information about the television program Battle Star Galactia and its factual past. 7) Title: "Area 51" Summery: A top secret military base once thought to contain captured alien spacecraft and experimental planes to actually be a place for 'Northwest' pilots to discretely land and get plastered. 8) Title: "The X files Christmas special" Summery: Fox and Dana witness a graphic "tail hook" type Christmas party where all traces of are which are covered-up in military fashon. 9) Title: "Psychic friends" Summery: Certain 900 numbers which had been previously classified for entertainment purposes only are actually the real thing. 10) Title: "X Windows" Summery: A node (borge.big.cube.mil) [on the now Politically Correct Internet] is uncovered by Fox to actually be run by aliens spying on our every move. "The source (code) is out there..."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)