A true story (the punchline belongs to a friend): "Matt" and I were talking about a girl he is currently pursuing. Matt was telling me how he didn't understand why he was even attracted to her; in his opinion, they are from different worlds. "Well," I said, "she's a volatile person and so are you." "Volatile?" quoth Matt, "does that mean she is ready to blow?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
The Internet Jokebook|
Featuring the very best of netfunny.com on dead trees.