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Theory and Reality

jrbauer@iglou.com (Joseph R. Bauer Iii)
(smirk)

Heard this on WQMF-FM radio in Louisville, Kentucky on March 31, 1995.

A young boy went to his father and asked, "Dad, what's the difference 
between theory and reality?"

"Well, son, the best way to explain this is a practical exercise. Go ask 
your Mom if she'd sleep with a stranger a million dollars and come tell me
her answer."D:+	^p

The boy returned and said, " She said she would, Dad." "OK," replied the 
father, "Go ask your sister the same question." 

The boy returned and said that his sister also answered yes to the 
question and then asked his Dad, "What's this got to do with theory and 
reality?"

"It's simple, son. In theory, we live with millionaires.   
In reality, we live with a couple of sluts." 

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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