Two diehard golfers are out playing a round when a thunderstorm comes roaring in. On the third tee, a bolt of lighting comes down and stikes the golfers dead..
Arriving at those pearly gates, God comes down to talk to the 2 men.
"Sorry, but we made a mistake" says God, "it seems that it was not your time to die. Now I can send you back but you have to go back as someone different, it is just too confusing since they all ready had the funeral. In fact your wife is already dating" he says to one of the golfers.
After two golfer have a little talk they approach God and request "we decided we want to go back as a couple of dykes" ask the first golfer, "good looking dykes if you please" says the second.
"I can send you back as dykes" replies God "but I must know why you guys want to be dykes"
"Well we figure if we go back as dykes we still get to eat pussy" says the first golfer, "plus we get to tee off from the woman's tee."
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