Ok, a little boy and his mom were walking down the beach and they come across a couple madly screwing. The little boy says to his mom "Mommy, what are THEY doing?" "Ummm, well, ahhhh, they are having a clam bake. Yeah a clam bake." So, the little boy content with the answer continues down the beach. They come across another couple screwing. "Mommy? Are they having a clam bake too?" "Ah, yes. Yes they are." So, they go home, and later that night there is a knock on her door. She comes out a minute later and says "What do you want? It's past your bedtime." And the little boy says "I was thirsty and wanted a drink. Oh, Mommy. I have a question." "Yes?" "Were you and daddy having a clam bake?" The mother, astonished, looks at the little boy and says "What makes you say that?" And he replied.... You have tartar sauce running down your lip.
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