A young man and several female friends arrived together to donate blood for the Bloodmobile recently. The women had already been screened and were being prepped as the young fellow was being interviewed... Q: Have you had sex with another man since 1977. A: What kind of question is that? Q: We ask everyone. It helps us keep the blood supply clean. A: Oh. Well, no. But those girls up there [he points at his companions], they are the lyin'est bitches I ever did know.
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