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Couple of cajuns in a boat (Tim Schmelter)
Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
(chuckle, boating, cajun)

Not long after the tragic incident described so well by Mr. Grall, Jean Paul
and Beaudry are fishing in some of the backwaters of the Lake.  Now Beaudry
has just purchased a brand spankin new outboard motor for his boat, and he 
is as proud of it as he can be.

Needless to say, when the time comes for the two friends to head back home, 
the motor will not start.  Frustrated as only a man with a few beers in him 
can get, Beaudry pulls the starter cord harder and harder, finally disloging
the motor from its support.  Horrified, the two friends watch as the beloved
outboard sinks 15 feet to the murky bottom. 

"Beaudry," says Jean Paul, "we gon hafta get tha motor."  Beaudry agrees, so 
the two pick a number and Beaudry loses.  Shucking all but essential clothing,
by which I mean his boots and hat, Beaudry dives into the Lake, swims to the 
bottom, and commences to yanking the cord on the motor in an effort to propel
it back to the surface.  Jean Paul looks down at his friend, growing 
increasingly agitated.  "Don tha boy know ANYthin?" Jean Paul asks himself.
Unable to contain himself any longer, Jean Paul leans over the side of the
boat and yells, "Beaudry! You have to choke it!"

(First heard from a friend of mine, Gene McKelroy, who spent two glorious 
years of his life in Louisiana.)

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