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O.J. Simpson Digest


(topical, smirk)

cz23+@andrew.cmu.edu (Clay R. Zambo)

Day care? [rec.humor.funny]

Day care?

Heard on an otherwise dull AM radio talk show this morning (no, I was looking for the news!):

CALLER: I just saw a CNN update on the O. J. Simpson case. Michael Jackson has volunteered to take care of the kids.


drhodes@hercules.win.net (Dylan Rhodes)

(topical, chuckle)

If an ex-football player had to kill his wife, why couldn't it have been Frank Gifford?


DSROGER@saix367.sandia.gov (Rogers, Scott)

(topical, chuckle)

OJ calls a limo service and requests a limo. The dispatcher tells Mr. Simpson "Yes sir Mr. Simpson we have a limo for you, but it will be a 45 minute wait."

OJ replies, "Great, I have some time to kill."

Source: Co-worker


foster@seismo.css.gov (Glen Foster)

This one is orignal and came to me while watching the OJ debacle at my favorite watering hole Friday night:

Q: What's worse than being married to John Bobbit?

A: Being divorced from OJ Simpson.


bhatia@louie.udel.edu (Sunita Kumari Bhatia)


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
OJ.
OJ who?
Congratulations! You're on the jury!

{ed this joke was submitted by more than 20 people}


ST1DG@jetson.uh.edu

OJ and the World Cup [rec.humor.funny]

OJ and the World Cup

nwarmenh@reed.edu (Nic Warmenhoven)

My father wrote this one:

What amazes me about OJ's pre-trial hearing was that the defense NEVER
mentioned that both Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman scored own goals
against Colombia! I mean, you'd think...


OJ's latest alibi [rec.humor.funny]

OJ's latest alibi

pd411x@unix1.circ.gwu.edu (P.J. Geraghty)

Seems OJ will finally beat the rap, as he has an airtight alibi...

...He was in a Denny's waiting to be served...


What's the question they're asking in the California penal system?

Who gets to have O.J. for breakfast?

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