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Top ten favorite mousepads (Adam Sah)
(topical, chuckle, computers)

I don't know about anyone else, but to me, there's no lower place for
   flat-surfaced-objects to go but to be relegated to service in the
   mousepad industry.  Even wrapping fish is more honorable, because you
   need something to wrap fish...

Also part of it is the size of mousepads...

Top 10 Favorite Mousepads Seen Around Cal Berkeley, 12/4/94
10. PhD theses.
 9. marriage certificates. (perennial favorite)
 8. issues of Wired! magazine.
 7. prop 187, glued over a copy of the Constitution.
 6. A complete listing of Berkeley, CA restaurants and services open past 9pm.
 5. The first 300 ingrediants found in a Twinkie.
 4. picture of Mario Cuomo, MASH, and The Beatles.  Caption: "then"
    picture of Newt Gingrich, Full House, and Green Day. Caption: "now"
 3. What you get when you cross the President and a pair of cockroaches... 
    er, I mean our last three Presidents...
 2. The logos of IBM, DEC, and Intel.
 1. picture of an intel chip, with the label on it saying "Intel 4.999999986"

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