With all these money-making requests and scams on the net, I thought maybe some people can make some legitimate money. Dear Friends, My name is Augie Kuo. In August 1994 my cat got possessed and Bill was hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was laid and then my employer chick had run out. The only escape I had from the pressure was my computer and my modem. I longed for some adventure and a vacation. By now maybe you think this is some pyramid scheme and ready to trash this post. That's what I first did when I logged in and saw all those stupid pyramid scheme posts and I added "MAKE MONEY FAST" or other similar titles to my kill file. Do you ever think that those poor sods who put their REAL names and addresses ever get any money? Probably not, as often the person who posts the message puts him/herself near the top of the list. Aren't these messages just a waste of time and bandwidth then? Well just think now, all those messages advertise a mailing list but with only 10 or so names and addresses on them it's probably not worth a dollar. But suppose you collected ALL of those posts, sorted them and put them together as one huge database? That's right, you've got a list of potential marks and greedy idiots! Dream up some kind of scheme and make up some "information" fee. You don't have to make it too expensive because I have tens of THOUSANDS of these names and addresses - surely some will bite and you'll have made a profit with little investment. You're probably hitting yourself on the head saying "Now why didn't I THINK of that?" Well I did so you can buy my mailing list for only $4.95. With tens of THOUSANDS of names and addresses, this is not such a small price to pay. You'd get your investment back with only 5 noodle heads assuming you only asked $1 from each of them. If you're a sick and perverted psycho, you could harass/stalk those that lived near you. Send them a mail bomb and watch them as they excitedly open it, thinking that someone sent them some money! Whoowee, nothing beats their expression on their faces when that thing goes off :) So what are you waiting for? $4.95 isn't such a high price to pay for some deranged entertainment or cash in on a scam. Remember, these people are gullible and not too bright! Where else are you going to get a list of desperate fools? Act now and change your life for the better!
(From the "Rest" of RHF)