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Unwedded bliss

PATRICKCP@shapel.ug.eds.com (Patrick Campbell-Preston)
(smirk, marriage)

My girlfriend and I went to the local department store to choose
some crockery. It quickly came down to a choice between two sets:
some ordinary stoneware costing about 7 pounds a plate, and the
top-of-the-range bone china costing over 25 pounds a plate.

I saw my chance: "OK, what's it going to be - the cheap stuff, 
or an immediate announcement followed by a short engagement?"

"Let's just get the cheap stuff."

I reckon my next serious chance is going to be the time when the 
kids come home from school and ask "Mummy, what's a bastard?"

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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