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This is a true incident, and thought you might enjoy it.

While my wife and I were on our way out to dinner with another couple, my
buddy's girlfriend, a blond, decided to tell us a blond joke.  It went
something like this:

The Blond: You guys want to hear a blond joke?
Us:   Sure!
The Blond:  If you have two blonds and a brunette, what is the brunette
doing?
Me:  Interpreting.
The Blond: No, she's translating!

(at this point I almost crashed the car cuz my eyes were filled with tears
from laughing so hard.  The boyfriend, trying to help, is attempting to
explain why the three of us are dying.  Her next words:

The Blond:  But they're not the same thing!  One is when there are different
languages.

Fortunately, we reached the restaurant then, because I was unable to drive
much farther before hitting something :)

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