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And there's a blue light special in Aisle 12 . . .

bhatia@louie.udel.edu (Sunita Kumari Bhatia)
(topical, smirk, mergers, original)

This is original.

Recently there has been a lot of speculation regarding the recent
merger between the number two and three contractors to the U.S.
Department of Defense, Lockheed and Martin Marietta.  The new
name for the company is a sort of contraction, Lockheed-Martin.

I think they should shorten it even more, and have a catchy slogan:

_LockMart_: Your One-Stop Defense Shop!

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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