What did the Alaskan Man say when he saw Queen Elizabeth? -- "What a babe!" How come Alaskan Men know _so much_ about women? -- Oh, they do a lot of reading. Why don't Alaskan Men get sexually transmitted diseases? -- Oh, shut up! How many Alaskan women does it take to change a light bulb? -- "Hey Bob, this is Carol ... I think I have a lightbulb out over here." How many Alaskan men does it take to change a lightbulb? -- Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh] What do you call an Alaskan man who has a heavy date for Friday night? -- "Queer."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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