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Alaskan Men

FSDHP@aurora.alaska.edu (Carlos-)
(original, smirk, stereotypes)

     What did the Alaskan Man say when he saw Queen Elizabeth?
	-- "What a babe!"

     How come Alaskan Men know _so much_ about women?
	-- Oh, they do a lot of reading.

     Why don't Alaskan Men get sexually transmitted diseases?
	-- Oh, shut up!

     How many Alaskan women does it take to change a light bulb?
	-- "Hey Bob, this is Carol ... I think I have a lightbulb out 
            over here."

     How many Alaskan men does it take to change a lightbulb?
	-- Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. 
	   [bitter laugh]

     What do you call an Alaskan man who has a heavy date for Friday night?
	-- "Queer."

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