A mate of mine has just started a new job a Second Officer in 747s for a major international airline. The Second Officer position is the most junior of the cockpit crew, charged with running the radios and such like. He also described one important function as "Sexual counselor for the Captain." The mind boggled. Thinking of the notorious (and probably apocryphal) hostess jokes, I asked him what he meant. His reply: On my first day in the plane, the Captain turned to me and said, "Listen, If I want your fucking advice, I'll ask for it.'
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