This really happened. Honest. In several states, there are restaurants called Hooters. They only employ female wait staff, who are rather scantily clad. My girlfriend and I were eating at an outdoor restaurant right next to a Hooters. This one rather tan waitress came to take this guy's order, and she leaned as far forward as she could, offering him a view of her cleavage. My girlfriend asked, "What do you think her tips are like?" My response, "Probably a little darker than the rest of her."
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