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High quality dog

BHATIA@vaxa.cis.uwosh.edu
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John went to a pet store and selected a kind looking dog. He asked the 
salesperson about the dog's pedigree. She said the dog came from a very long
line of distinguished ancestors. Both its father and  grandfather were dogs. 
Its mother, she said, was a bitch and its grandmother was a r-e-a-l bitch. 
John was delighted and said,"Is this dog smart and intelligent?".  "Oh, yes,"
she said, "this dog is so smart that within a week it would teach your entire
family to talk in its language." John was impressed and asked if the dog was
faithful.  The salesperson replied, "I have sold this dog five times and it
has always come back."
                                   

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