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Only in America...... It's Elvis's 59th Birthday, and the airlines, sensing the interest, has special deals. Northwest started it. $59 to Memphis. American called that and raised it -- if you showed up in costume, $20.00 off. But it took United to call - If you sang the ALL of Jailhouse Rock you get a free upgrade to first class. Plus, the piece de resistance - if the REAL Elvis shows up; EVERYONE rides for free.
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