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A female friend of mine had her parents over for dinner the other night, and the conversation turned to birth wieghts and times. Her son Mike wanted to know when he was born. He then said, "I know how much I weighed.. 8lbs 5 oz, right?" My friend replied yes, and that he was so much larger than his 5 pound sister who is older. She told him that she was afraid of a baby so big, and she cried when she saw him. Mike's 13 year old mind came back with, "Well.. I cried when I saw you too!!"
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