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Three Strikes and You're Out!

garrett@cs.unc.edu (Bill Garrett)
(topical, smirk, politics, sports)

[Heard through friends:]

Rumor has it that the state of California, which recently enacted a
"Three Strikes" crime bill (three felonies and you're jailed for life), 
was considering the following amendment:

	Three strikes and you're out, unless the judge drops the
	gavel on the third strike and you can run out of the
	courtroom before the bailiff grabs you.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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