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A friend of mine was taking psychology at SF State
College.  The prof & class were discussing Penis Envy, or more
accurately, they were discussing the reams of evidence refuting this
redoubtable phenomenon.  The prof told the students of the experience
of a friend of hers:  Friend (male) was taking a shower in the
presence of his three-year-old daughter.  The daughter looked at
her dad and said, "Daddy, you have a penis."  The father said, "Yes,
I do." The kid said, "I don't have a penis."  Dad said, "Yes, that's
right."  Kid said "Mommy doesn't have a penis."  Again, Dad
confirmed.  The daughter frowned, and then looked up at her dad
reassuringly and said, "Well Daddy, I don't think you should worry,
because yours is very small."

The psych prof thought this was an excellent case for the existence
of "Penis Pity."

Told to me by Selena Mitchell.

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