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Why guys really clean their apartments...

Edwin_Hoogerbeets@go.com
(original, smirk, parents)

Heard over the cube walls at work:

<sound of phone hanging up in a neighbouring cube>

friend 1: That's annoying.
me:       What?
friend 1: The reason I'm so tired today is that I stayed up really
          late last night cleaning my apartment so that when my dad
          comes over, he'll think that it's always clean. But he just
          called and said that he's not coming until tomorrow. I could
          have slept last night and cleaned today.
me:       Bummer.

From over the walls:

Friend 2: Hey, tell you what. My Mom's in town. Do you want me to send
          her over? I mean, why waste it?

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