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US Postal Service massacres (Dick King)
Reasoning Systems, Inc., Palo Alto, CA
(original, smirk)

This joke is original.

Every now and again a US Postal Service employee or ex-employee gets a gun and
kills a few people at his work site.  Pundits are beginning to wonder why this
happens so often.

I think they're looking at the problem the wrong way.

The US Postal Service is an immense enterprise.  Anything, including attempts
to shoot a half dozen co-workers, will happen rather often.  The pundits should
wonder why USPS massacres only happen once or twice per year.

Actually, USPS employees shoot up their offices a half dozen times per year or
more.  So why don't we hear about it more often?  Because these are Postal
Service employees.  The bullets take weeks to reach their destinations,
allowing plenty of time to dodge, and many don't make it at all.

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