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I Love Lorena (Maddirator)
(topical, smirk, sexual)

Here are some more jokes about the John and Lorena Bobbitt case 
and its aftermath.  As you should remember, this was the couple in
Virginia where the wife said he raped her, and then she cut off
his manhood with a kitchen knife.

Subject: Oh no, not another movie of the week!
From: (Chris Pimlott)

Heard this on a local morning radio show in Cleveland:

           Hey, I hear they're going to make the whole thing with Bobbitt into
       a made-for-TV movie.

        What are they going to call it?

        Indecent Disposal?
        Loretta Scissorhands?
        Save Willy?

Subject: Bobbit trial ...
From: (Shawn Bayern)

(Yes, another Bobbit joke) ...

There's new evidence in the Bobbit trial, but unfortunately, it won't
stand up in court.
Subject: A real cut up.
From: (Keith Bogart)

This is original.

Did you know that Lorena Bobbitt works with computers?

She hacks eunuchs for a living.
Subject: Bob it?
From: (Joel Polowin)

Original, as far as I know...

Was the woman named "Bobbit", or does that just describe what she *did*?

(From the "Rest" of RHF)

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