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Overheard in a Sarajevo confessional

colfer@daedalus.informix.com (Brian Colfer)
(topical, smirk, heard it)

Slightly modified version of something heard on NPR (9/3/93) All Things Considered,
the reporter Scott Simon was doing a piece on humor in Sarajevo and recorded:

A Sarajevo man goes to confession and says,
"Father I have done a terrible thing, please, I need me absolution."

"What have you done that is so terrible in this terrible place?" the priest asked.

Timidly the man answered, "Last night I committed beastiality... I made love to a chicken."

After a pause the Father responds, "My son, ... where did you get a chicken?"

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