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[Maddi has been doubling her .sig quite a bit recently--mmt] -- \.Sigs by Maddi Hausmann. MAIL your .sig (.sigs ONLY) to sigs@clarinet.com. This "newsgroup" is sponsored by ClariNet Communications Corp. The "executive moderator" is Brad "Templeton", "who" never used to "add" multiple .sigs. -- Maddi Hausmann Maddi Hausmann. MAIL .sigs (twice) to .sigs@clarinet.com. Attribute the .sig's source if at all possible. A fiery demon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE .sig per submission. Extra .sigs may be rejected. -- Double .sig by Maddi Hausmann. MAIL .sigs (twice) to .sigs@clarinet.com. Please don't send us requests of the form, "could you please make sure my .sig is attached twice?" Yes, we can, but if we were willing to put a double .sig on every post we would spend all day doing it. We reject all such requests. -- Selected by Maddi Hausmann. MAIL your .sig (.sigs ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. Please don't flame my double .sig. You think I have time to prevent the most common mistake made by USENET novices? -- Mark TOWFIQ | Business/Urgent: towfiq@Microdyne.COM +1 508 392 9953 (fax 9962) | Other: towfiq@Justice.Medford.MA.US +1 617 488 2818 "The earth is but one country, and mankind its citizens." -- Baha'u'llah ---- Sure hope the .sig doesn't get doubled here...-Ed.
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