Told to me by an office mate: Three male friends were in a bar one evening bragging about exploits and abilities. The conversation finally turned to a comparison of genital endowment. To prove their cases the three men placed said topics of conversation on the bar for measurement. Just then, another male patron, who preferred sexual partners of the same gender, entered the bar and noticed the competition. The bartender asked the man, "What'll ya have?" The man replies, "Well, I was going to have a beer but I think I'll have the buffet instead."
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