This was my design for the Macalester Philosophy Club t-shirts. (on the shirts, the questions are on front and the answers on back...) The Top 10 Philosophy Questions of All Time, Answered! 10. How do I know anything really exists? -Kick it really hard. 9. What is the essence of being human? -Not understanding the opposite sex. 8. If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? -Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows. 7. How do I know I'm not just a brain in a vat, hooked up to a computer simulation of life? -Look in the mirror. If you see a gray, spongy thing in a glass container, you are. 6. Can our minds exist seperately from our bodies? -If they could, we'd just send our minds to class and sleep in every morning. 5. Is there a God? -A billion Hindus can't be wrong. 4. What is the nature of Knowledge? -I'm still trying to figure out the nature of *college*. 3. What is the meaning of life? -All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate. 2. Why get a Philosophy degree? -It's more respectable than a theater degree, but you still get to drink lots of espresso. 1. So, was Kant on drugs or what? -Probably. "Mac Philosophy: for the Metaphysically Challenged"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)