I just heard a tragic tale on the radio. I'd like to help out, and I'm sure all of you would too so I'm trying to send this to as many people as I can. The tale revolves around two humor moderators, Brad Templeton and Maddi Hausmann. They're both afflicted with a sense of humor for which there is no present cure. Their big goal in life is to collect as many jokes as possible and get in the Guiness Book of World Records that way. Now I know you'll all want to help them achieve this goal, so please, send as many jokes as you can to email@example.com. They particularly want to receive anything related to "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bars and bell-ringers. The doctors aren't sure how long they have to live, so don't delay and send your jokes now! Also, please forward this to as many people as you can. One of my friends got this request and didn't forward it. The next day he lost his job. A week later he forwarded it to some people and now he has his job back with a raise! Good luck is sure to come to all those who help Maddi and Brad.
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