Ten year old Johnny and his Grandpa slept together one night so they could get up early in the morning and go fishing. In the middle of the night Grandpa shook Johnny awake and said, "Go get Grandma quick and send her in here, and you sleep in her bed. "It's no use, Grandpa", Johnny said, "That's my dick you are squeezing!"
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