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The greeting on my answering machine (in a nice, normal tone): Hi, you've reached Ian, but I'm screening my calls right now. At the sound of the beep, start to leave a message, and if I want to talk to you, I'll pick up the phone. If I don't pick up the phone... Well, I guess I wasn't home after all. <BEEP>
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