I found this in rec.skiing, in an article by Linda Rasmussen (email@example.com) about Texas skiers in Ruidoso, NM: There's an ongoing banter back and forth between the natives and the Texan visitors which is pretty well summed up by two bumperstickers I've seen there: 1. If God wanted Texans to ski he would have made bullshit white! 2. If God wanted New Mexicans to ski he would have given them money.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)